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Segmen: Top Up by Blogger Emas Putih
 

Heyy pakcik makcik! Jom join segmen nihh :) 

  
Segmen Top Up by Blogger Emas Putih

Syarat-2 nak join ? Small the pieces laa. Senang je kot.
Mehhh. ikot step-step yang ku bagik nii. 

1) Buat entry yg bertajuk ''SEGMEN TOP UP BY BLOGGER EMAS PUTIH''
2) Letak banner yg kat atas tu dan linkkan ke entry INI .
3) DiWJIBkan follow blog Emas Putih
4) Letakkan ayat ni kat bawah banner, Segmen Top Up by Blogger Emas Putih
5) Hantar link ke ruang komen. 

TARIKH TAMAT

30 Januari 2013. Rabu, Jam 11.59 malam 

GOOD LUCKS ! 


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Cerita Lawak
 

 

Satu pasangan muda sangat bersuka cita demi mengetahui sang isteri hamil muda.
Namun sebelum mendapat kepastian dari dokter, mereka sepakat untuk merahasiakan kehamilan tsb.

Isteri: "Pa, nggak usah diomongin dulu ya...takut gagal, kan nggak enak kalau sudah di-omongin"
Suami: "Oke deh ma, janji nggak bakalan diomongin sebelum ada konfirmasi dokter"

Lagi asik mereka ngobrol tiba-tiba datang karyawan PLN ke rumah mereka untuk menyerahkan tagihan dan denda atas tunggakan rekening listrik mereka bulan yang lalu.

Petugas PLN : "Nyonya terlambat 1 bulan."

Isteri : "Bapak tahu dari mana...???? Papa... Tolong nih bicara sama orang PLN ini...!"
Suami : "Eh, sembarangan... bagaimana anda bisa tahu masalah ini?"
Petugas PLN : "Semua tercatat di kantor kami Pak."
Suami (tambah sengit): "Oke, besok saja saya ke kantor Bapak untuk menyelesaikan masalah ini!"

== esoknya... ==

Suami : "Bagaimana PLN tahu rahasia keluarga saya?"
Karyawan PLN : "Ya tahu dong, lha wong ada catatannya pada kami!"
Suami : "Jadi saya mesti bagaimana agar berita ini dirahasiakan, Pak?"
Karyawan PLN : "Ya mesti bayar dong Pak!"
Suami (sialan gw diperes nih!) : "Kalau saya tidak mau bayar,bagaimana?"
Karyawan PLN : "Ya punya Bapak terpaksa kami putus..."
Suami : "Mati akuu...? Lha, kalo diputus... nanti isteri saya bagaimana...?"
Karyawan PLN : "Kan masih bisa pakai lilin."



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Cerita Lawak

 

Haii ! Selamat tengah hari kepada awak awak awak dan awak 
yang tengah dok korek blog aku nii , blog aku ni bukan ada yang 
special sangat poon. Serious aku cakap ,memang takde yang special. 
HAHA! aku buat enrty pon kalau boring jew. kalau tak pun time 
aku tengah takde buat ape-2 cuti nihh. Memang menbosankan. 
oke , sekarang ni aku nak kongsi kat korunk 1 cerita 
lawak lahh , mayb dapat hilngkan sikit rasa 
keboringan yang aku tengah rasa sekarang nihh. HAHA! 


Suatu hari, Fulan berpapasan dengan seorang gembala dengan kambingnya. 
Fulan bertanya dengan takjub

Fulan: "Pak, boleh nanya nih?"
Gembala: "Boleh"
Fulan : "Kambing-kambing bapak sehat sekali,bapak kasih makan apa?"
Gembala : "yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?"
Fulan : "mmmm ...Yang hitam dulu deh...."
Gembala : "oh, kalo yang hitam, dia makannya rumput basah"
Fulan : "ohh...kalo yang putih?"
Gembala : "yang putih juga..."
Fulan : "hmmm...kambing- kambing ini, kuat jalan berapa kilo pak?"
Gembala : "yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?"
Fulan : "mmmm Yang hitam dulu deh...."
Gembala : "oh, kalo yang hitam, 4 km sehari"
Fulan : "kalo yang putih?"
Gembala : "yang putih juga..."
Si Fulan mulai gondok.... : "kambing ini,menghasilkan banyak bulu ngga pak, pertahunnya? "
Gembala : "yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?"
Fulan : "(dengan kesalnya) yang hitam dulu deh..."
Gembala : "oh, yang hitam, banyak...10 kg/th" Fulan : "kalo yang putih...?"
Gembala : "yang putih juga"
Fulan : "BAPAK KENAPA SIH SELALU NGEBEDAIN KAMBING DUA INI, KALO JAWABANNYA SAMA??????"
Gembala : "oh, gini dik, soalnya yang hitam itu,punya saya...."
Fulan : "Oh gitu pak, maaf kalo saya emosi... , kalo yang putih?"
Gembala : "yang putih juga"
Fulan : #$@%!!??



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Contest : Saya Si Blogger Awesome 2012 by Yanie & Akma
 

Haii ! Lama gak tak join korang punya 
segmen or GA. Baru tergerak hati nak menjoinkan diri nih, 
Sejak bila berjinak dalam dunia blog ? haa, awal tahun ni jugak 
laa. memang sangat teringin nak ada blog. untuk luangkan masa 
yang terbuang . HAHA! then aku suka luah perasaan aku dalam blog nihh,
actually, aku lebih suka  pendam dari cerita dekat org. Best ? best tuh 
memang bestt , dapat kenal-2 dengan rakan blogger yang lain :D
Harapan erk? aku harap blog aku dapat jadi macam rakan-2 
seblogger ku yang lain, dan dapat banyak kawan :D 

KLIK BANNER KALAU NAK JOIN

  





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Move On.
  


  
Hii korunk ? Lama sangat dah tak update blog nihh. 
Dipenuhi dengan sarang2 labah-2 yg tak tau mana datangnya ,ahaha
Actually, aku tengah sedihh plu keliru dengan perasaan aku sendiri, ntah 
tak tauu nape bole jadi mcm nii. It's make me feel really-2 disspointed :(

Setiap daripada kita ada ex atau someone special yang susah kita nak lupakan macam tu je, nak lepaskan dia sedangkan kita cuma bersamanya seperti apa yang kita janji atau dijanjikan kepada kita. Tapi hakikatnya, cinta muda atau cinta zaman persekolahkan tidak akan kekal, well tak semua, ada yang tahan sampai bertahun-tahun. Tapi kebanyakannya hanya kekal selamanya beberapa bulan, atau minggu.

Tapi apabila hubungan diantara kita dan si'dia putus, tak semestinya kita dapat lupakan dia macam tu sahaja. Tak semestinya kita Move On dengan sekelip mata, setiap hari kita mungkin terfikirkan dia, terbayangkan wajah dia, teringat kembali kenangan kita ketika bersama dia, teringat janji-janji dia dekat kita. Tapi buktikan dekat dia bahawa " Every breath that I take proves that I can still live without you "


And why are we getting stress over someone who doesn't even care about us?. It's not worth it. Eventhough we tried our best to do something but they keep ignored us. It's not like we don't love them anymore, we do right?. But it's no use if they don't even care about us.


Kawan-kawan kita mesti cakap " Move on la, takda gunanya kau harapkan seseorang yang takkan harapkan kau balik" tapi masalahnya " Moving On is Easier said then Done " kita tak boleh nak lupakan dia macam tu je, tambah lagi kalau kita masih sayangkan dia tapi dia yang tinggalkan kita. Tinggalkan kita macam tu je, dia bagi kita harapan, buat kita sayangkan dia, berjanji kepada kita tapi akhirnya semua itu cuma satu penipuan. Cinta cuma sementara, tapi sakit hati akibat cinta itu boleh kekal selamanya. 


Moving On atau melupakan seseorang mengambil masa yang agak lama, tambah kalau kalau hubungan itu dah berkekalan sehingga bertahun-tahun. Nak cari penganti ? Well kalau nak cari ganti pastikan kita dah Ready, bukan sebab kita Lonely. Because " A relationship that starts too fast, ends even faster" Love comes when you least expect it, so focus on yourself first. Love yourself before you want to love others. Enjoy life, don't be sad because of the past, let bygone be bygone. So if you ask me, " Move on ? But where do I go " I would say, just follow you heart.


Peace No war (Y)

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What is LOVE ?
  

Heyy! Wanna know what is mean by LOVE ? 
Read this :) 
Hurt. Despair. False Hope. Heart Breaks. Head Aches. Wet Eyes. Are those the emotions we get from Love ? We all had our fair share of being in love, for some it's the beautiful thing they ever had and for other it's nothing more then bitter memories and bunch of promises that was never kept. I used to had someone, Used To Had, she was the one who I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, the one who could take care of me and at the same time I would take care of her, be her everything and give her nothing but everything. But that's just it, we can only plan this thing, we can only dream, but Allah is the one who can make them come true.

I can't even remember the last time I saw her, the last thing I knew, she was with someone, Even though, even though she knew that I was waiting on her, it's no use to love someone with all your sincere heart if they don't even Like you back. So it's better if I kept my distance, say I love you when she's not listening and only mention her name in my doa. Because that's all I can do, I can't force her to love me, but at the same time I can't force myself to stop loving her. I can't control my heart, it has a mind of it's own. It keeps making bad and horrible decision and in the end my heart end up broken and hurt.

To move on or to forget is an option, but how can you ? How can you move on from someone you truly love, and how could you forget ? forgetting someone you love is like remembering someone you don't know. It's impossible. I could pretend, but for how long? How long can I fake a smile, and keep saying and pretending that I'm Okay. Everyone has their limits. And even if I fall in love with someone else, it could never be same way I loved her.

After waking up every morning and before going to sleep every night. I will always wonder about you, and all those bittersweet memories would be played in my head. I miss you. I need you. I love you. I Loved you. I hate you... if loving you is wrong then I don't want to be right. You will always be in my toughts, even though I will never be in your's. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I can't be the one you always wanted, I know my weaknesses and flaws. I can never be perfect and I can never be perfect for you.

What is Love ? I don't know. I don't have one. (Y) 

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Perfect Two ♥
   
Hii awakk ! lama sangad tak update blog nii. 
Actually, ni lirik laguu lah. Lagu yg selalu 
aku teringat kat someone nii , ahaha. 
Nak tau sapa ? alaaa, tak yah laa bgitau, 
tak penting kot :P hihi. aku just dapat share gambar2 diee 
sajaa, yang len2 akuu tak sure sangatt :P 
Alaaaa, aku bukan kenal sangat dekat mamat ni,Ahahaha

Enjoy it kengkawan :D
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin' 

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry 

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two 

You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth and I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages

You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as we're together

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
No..

I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

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SEGMEN : Aku Gila Blog
 

Jom join segmen nihh , ahaaa .
~ SEGMEN AKU GILA BLOG ~
Wooo :3 sungguh unik nama segmen nihh :D 

 

KLIK BANNER KALAU NAK JOIN


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End Year Exclusive by Aliya
 

Entry yg ke4 lah pulak untuk malam nii :3 
For your information , blog aku jarang nak luah perasann laa tu la byk 
menjoinkan diri dengan GA dan segmen dari rakan blogger. 
Blog aku mesti boringkan, takda yang special , ahhaa
* HAK BERBLOGGING HAK KAMI * ahahaa :D  

KLIK BANNER UNTUK JOIN 

  

Syarat-syarat nak join giveaway ni :- 

1) WAJIB ada blog 

2) WAJIB follow blog Aliya  *akan diperiksa* 

3) Like fanpage NI *akan diperiksa* 

4) Wajib follow,like, add semua sponsor 

5) Buat 1 entry ringkas Exclusive Giveaway by Aliya  

6) Tag 3 org *tak wajib* 



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1st Anniversary Realiti Bukan Fantasi , Niena Sofea
 

Ahaa , again ? Jom join GA ni pulak :D  

 

KLIK BANNER UNTUK JOIN 

Aku tag budak ni lahh :P 


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Dress dan Domain Giveaway
 

Hye awak yang tengah dok korek blog akuu , 
meh laa menjoin kan diri join GA dari Amer Corner :) 

  

 KLIK BANNER UNTUK JOIN 

Ditag :-

YOU !



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Giveaway Ohh My Birthday by Fatin Nazurah
 

Jom join ? 

 
KLIK BANNER UNTUK JOIN 

Anda ditag :- 


Hadiah yang ohsemm dari sponsor yg kiut miut :P 
* WARNING! like dan follow semua sponsor * kejujuran anda amat dihargai :) 

> Rantai silver x1 by Jaja Sutera <
> T-shirt muslimah x2 by MoonMay Fabolous Close <
> Angrybird Keychain x3 by GreenPanda <
> Doodle x2 , Topap maxis x1 <
> Simple Long Cardigan pink,yellow,blue x3 by Fanatique <
> Shawl x1 by Dieya Collection <
> 2unit broochfor 1 winner by Hotz Mumma <
> Gift box chocolate by Ri Do Ma < 
> Header awesome *transparent* x2 & cursor by Zurah <

Besttkan hadiah-2 diee , ahhaa , Tak rugi join kengkawan :D 

GOOD LUCKS !

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SEGMEN : Tanya dan Jawab by YA
  

Haii! Selamat petang korang !
Tengah dok blogwalking terjumpa pulak satu segmen ni , 
wahhh , menarik minat aku laa . 
Besttt ! 
Jom join menjoin sekali ? ahaa :D 


1.Your Girl Bestfriend : Nurasyikin Lamat
2. Your Boy Bestfriend : Khairil Rizal
3. Your Nickname : Aina , Eyna
4. Your Favourite Food : Mee goreng
5. Your Favourite Drink : Pulled tea alias teh tarik laa :)
6. Do You Have Mental Problems : NO! 
7. Something You Can't Live Without : Oxygen , food , phone :)
8. Last Person You Called : My mum
9. Your Birthday : 21 August 2012
10. Someone You Love : My family , my friend , Iqmal 
11. Someone You Hate : Haters
12. Last Text Said : sory laaa :'( from khairil rizal , my boy bestfriend
13. Your Super Bestfriend : Nurasyikin
14. Do You Believe In God? : YES!
15. Would You Take You Ex Back? : NO!
16. Someone You Miss : Iqmal
17. Last Person That Made You Laugh *sertakan tarikh kalau boleh* : Iqmal (5 Dec 2012 )
18. Your Favourite Song : Hujan Kemarin by taxi band
19. Is 2012 Are The Best Year Of Your Life : Hm , nope
20. Do You Like Malay Food : Yess! :)
21. How Old Are You : 15 
22. Do You Regret Anything From Your Past ? : Yess :)
23. Where Do You Want To Honeymoon ? : Pariss :)  
24. Do You Believe In True Love : Yess ,
25. What Is Your Attitude : Happy go lucky :) 
26. Are You Scared Of GHOST? : Yess
27. What Is Your Status ? (Single / Taken / Married / Divorced / What ? ) : Taken
28. Have You Ever Broke Someone's Heart? : Yes , my ex boyfriend :( 
29. Who Is Your Favourite Singer ? : BigBang
30. What is your favourite colour ? : Pink! ahaa  


Okeyy ! Done answer all the question ! assalamualaikumm :)

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2012 Giveway by IraArina & Izzahlt
 

Hello ! Selamat petang gais :*
 Jom join GA ni , ahaa . Tak rugii ~ 

 

Syarat-syarat nak join GA ni , alaa senang jew :D 
1) Malaysian blogger. Ada alamat di Malaysia 
2) Follow blog IraArina dan blog Izzahlt 
- Add facebook Mira dan facebook Izzahlt 
- Like fanpage Mira dan fanpage Izzahlt 
3) Buat satu entry bertajuk *2012 Giveaway by IraArina & Izzahlt* 
- Sertakan banner linkkan ke blog Mira atau Izzahlt. Pilih satu je. 
-Tag beberapa org rakan blogger yg aktif berblogging dan pastikan mereka tahu pasal giveway ni. 
4) Letak senarai hadiah-hadiah GA Mira dalam entry awak. Yang ni aku printscreen je :D 

 

5)Follow blog dan like semua sponsor. Kalau ada yg suruh subcribe/share gambar , sila patuhi ! 
6) Tinggal link korang bi bahagian comment Mira & Izzahlt. Pilih 1 je tau.
7) Pemenang berdasarkan TOP REFFERAL random.org dan peserta yg byk tag. 


GOOD LUCK! 


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Mega Giveaway 2012 by Lyana's Studio
 

Heyy! Morning ualls. 
Jom join GA dari Lyana Studio 

  

( klik banner kalau nak join ) 




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End Year Giveaway by FD
 

Jom join ? ahaa. boring nyee :3 

 




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Bloggership Giveaway by Fatini Irdina
 

Hye awak yang dok korek blog aku nii,
meh join GA dari Fatini 
Klik banner kalau nak join :D 

 



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1st Giveaway by Aziah & Waniey
 


Hii awakk ! :D  
Jom join GA dari Aziah & Waniey. 

 




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Partner End Year Giveaway by Hadilah Sabri and Nadiah
 

Jom join yang ni pulak geng ! 

 




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Giveaway Maalhijrah 1434H
 

Hey ! 
Say goodbye to November , say hello to Disember.
Sempena tahun baru Islam aku nak join GA dari 
http://diariaida.blogspot.com 
 
Tag ? 

YOU! 


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